Milk chocolate Bacon fudge and a vow against PETA
My wife knowing how I follow the grease stained pages of the The Holy Book of Bacon quickly drew my attention to the top of the dessert section.
Then while perusing the back page I found the smokey
delight of the third salad listed.
I had already planned on getting the NY Strip Steak.
The best steak in town and keeps me coming back. I
was not going to eat a full salad along with soup and
the steak. I ordered the smaller sized house salad
with that enticing swine based dressing.
When it arrived there was no doubting the Baconie
goodness. They started with a pile of sliced and
diced fried Bacon and with herbs, oil and balsamic
vinegar added over the pieces of perfection they
constructed a salad dressing good enough to excuse
the eating of vegetables.
Then it was time for the dessert to arrive. The
description shown above did not do it justice. The
sugar cookie was not a vanilla sugar cookie but a
Bacon sugar cookie. My guess instead of using butter
or shortening they used Bacon grease.
The three cookies ringed together had their crunchy
side connected while topped with milk chocolate Bacon
fudge. You read that correctly. Let me glory in again
saying it. Milk chocolate Bacon fudge. Coated with
more sliced and diced bacon.
Drizzled on top and over the plate dark chocolate
syrup infused with the essence of Bacon and a white
chocolate syrup. The only negative was the lack of
Bacon in the white chocolate.
I knew word of this other white meat gifted ecstasy
must be shown to the world. Smuggling out a menu was
imperative. The totalitarian vegetarians and the PETA
secret police can be anywhere at anytime, exercising
caution was a must.
At this point I request a moment of silence for
Wilbur Porkberg. As a devout Jew he was above
suspicion or so we thought. As a true believer in the
power of the mighty pig from the secret teachings of
his non-practicing uncle he had never tasted the
truth. He still had served the cause. He is a hero
and will always be remembered.
Let it be known now by one and all for there will be
no doubt. PETA I will extract my pound of
flesh!
Now that the truth about milk
chocolate Bacon fudge is out let your voices be
heard. If you can not find a chef who can deliver
form clandestine classes and learn from each other.
If you don't know how, experiment.
Trust me on this one. The taste is worth it.
My need to possess
you has consumed my soul
My life is trembling, I have no control
I will have you, yes I will have you
I will find a way and I will have you
~Animotion